BARRY NOBAMA'S BINGO PARLOR GAME!
1. Before Barrack Obama's next televised speech, prepare your "Bullshit Bingo" card by printing out the form above.
2. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
3. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BULLSHIT!"
Testimonials from past satisfied "Bullshit Bingo" players:
"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." -- Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." -- David D., Florida
"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." -- Bill R., New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." -- Ben G., Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours."-- Harry A, Chantilly
"This is the most fun I have ever had with my pants up!"-- Robert H. Portland
"I had been listening to the speech for only five minutes when I won." -- Jack W., Boston
"My attention span during speeches has improved dramatically." -- David D., Florida
"What a gas! Speeches will never be the same for me after my first win." -- Bill R., New York City
"The atmosphere was tense in the last speech as 14 of us waited for the fifth box." -- Ben G., Denver
"The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed "BULLSHIT!" for the third time in two hours."-- Harry A, Chantilly
"This is the most fun I have ever had with my pants up!"-- Robert H. Portland
(kudo's to Chronicles of the Conspiracy)
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